I'm djdolphin, and I don't like writing about myself. So here's a giant upside down Scratch Cat instead:
I'm a person who lives in the troposphere. I like cookies, programming, reading, piano, soccer, and Oxford commas. I joined Scratch in November 2009.
Why is your page in Comic Sans?
[Removed for extreme crime against fashion]
Why am I here again?
I don't know.