< User:Chrischb

Scratch Wikipediholic Test

Welcome to the Wikipediholic test! If you've ever wondered how much of a Scratch Wiki addict you are, you're in the right place - read the rules below and take the test.

Rules

  1. Answer all questions.
  2. Don't cheat.
  3. If you are asked a multiple choice question in which different answers give different points, only award yourself the points of the furthest choice of the question.

The Test

Start with 0 points.

Starter

  1. Is this your first time taking the test?
    • Yes (10, it's great that you care about your possible addiction)
    • No (20, you must want to see how your score changes over time)
  2. Do you think you will finish the test?
    • Yes (10 if you finish, -10 if not)
    • No (-10, no enthusiasm)
  3. Do you expect to have a high score?
    • Yes (15 for eagerness)
    • No (5, you must be honest or modest)

General

  1. On a scale of 1 to 10, how much do you like (love?) the wiki?
    • 0 (-25, that's not on the scale)
    • 1 (-15, why bother doing this then? Or is that why you're here?)
    • 2 (-10, go away)
    • 3 (-8, have a look around)
    • 4 (-5 meh)
    • 5 (0, make up your mind)
    • 6 (1, at least you're ahead)
    • 7 (5, try higher)
    • 8 (10, great!)
    • 9 (15, I suppose you're loyal then...)
    • 10 (20, Woo!)
  2. Do you have an account?
    • Yes (15, good that you went to the bother of getting one)
    • No (-5, lazy!)
  3. How many edits do you have?
    • 1 to 100 (5, keep going)
    • 101 to 500 (25, great!)
    • 501 to 1000 (50, awesome!)
    • 1001 to 2000 (100, we need you)
    • 2001 to 5000 (250, you're a legend!)
    • 5001 to 10000 (500, epic!)
    • 10001+ (1000, you pwn)
  4. Are your edits helpful (not just talk pages and such)?
    • None (-15, you vandal!)
    • Barely (-10, you're supposed to edit articles)
    • Some (0, meh)
    • Plenty (10, great)
    • Lots (15, good work)
    • All (-10, we're not that stupid)
      • Really? (50)
  5. Is your user page informative?
    • Yes (10, good on you)
    • No (-10, lazy)
      • Oh, it was because you were too impatient to get properly editing? (25, and get it improved)
  6. Is Scratch Wiki your home page?
    • Yes (15, cool!)
    • No (-5)
  7. Do you spend more time on it than the rest of the Scratch Website?
    • Yes (25, awesome!)
    • No (0, it's not unexpected...)

Edits

  1. How many articles have you created?
    • 1 to 10 (15, good work)
    • 10 to 50 (50, yay!)
    • You don't know or lost count (75, that's good)
    • Are you disappointed because there are no articles left to create? (100, but have another look
  2. Do you keep track of your edit count?
    • Yes (10, good to see how you rank)
    • No (-5; try it, it's fun)
  3. Do you look at other users' edit counts to see if you'll pass them?
    • Yes (15)
    • No (5, be more competitive)
    • No, because you're at the top already (100, *grumble*)
  4. Do you edit only because you want to have a high edit count?
    • Yes (-50, bad bad bad!)
  5. Do you consider your edits as superior and of higher quality to others?
    • Yes (12 for attitude)

Scratch Wiki vs. Wikipedia

  1. Do you prefer Wikipedia to Scratch Wiki?
    • Yes (-100, BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO)
    • No - I love Scratch Wiki! (50, that's it)
  2. Do you spend more time on Wikipedia than Scratch Wiki?
    • Yes (-100, BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO)
    • No - I don't use Wikipedia! (50, that's it)
  3. Do you edit Wikipedia more than Scratch Wiki?
    • Yes (-100, BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO)
    • No - Wikipedia is boring! (50, that's it)
  4. Do you visit Wikipedia more than Scratch Wiki?
    • Yes (-100, BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO)
    • No - I don't care! (50, that's it)

How you edit

  1. Do you categorize every page/image you share/make?
    • Yes (15, good for you)
    • No (-5, put the code [[Category:''Category Name'']] at the bottom of the page.)
  2. Do you have plenty of wikicode memorized?
    • Yes (10)
    • No (-2, it'll come eventually)
  3. Have you been reprimanded for poor grammar and the like?
    • Yes (-5)
      • Oh, but you don't let it bother you? (10, great!)
    • No (10)
  4. How many edits do you make a day?
    • None (-50, go away)
    • 1 to 10 (5, at least you're still here)
    • 11 to 25 (15, good)
    • 26 to 50 (30, you're a good help)
    • 51 to 100 (75, awesome!)
    • More? (150, you're amazing)

Enthusiasm

  1. Do you get annoyed when you have to stop editing to eat?
    • Yes - it happens all the time (20, woo!)
    • No (0, not unexpected...)
      • No - eating is my favorite activity! (2, oh all right then)
  2. Would you go off eating to edit if you could?
    • Yes (25, wow!)
    • No (0, not unexpected)
  3. Is Scratch Wiki-editing a hobby to you?
    • Yes (10)
    • No (-5)
  4. Do you check Scratch Wiki before the Scratch Website?
    • Yes (15, impressive)
    • No (0, not unexpected)
  5. How much time are you willing to dedicate to the wiki daily?"
    • 1 to 30 minutes (5, wimpy)
    • 31 to 60 minutes (15, better)
    • 1 to 2 hours (25, yay!)
    • 2 to 3 hours (50, you're dedicated)
    • 3 to 5 hours (100, where do you get that time?)
    • 24 hours (-500, either you're cheating or you fail)
    • 24+ hours (-1000, a day isn't that long)
  6. Have you ever edited when you woke up and couldn't go back to sleep?
    • Yes (50, ooooh...)
    • No (0, expected)

Vandalism

  1. Have you ever reported a vandal?
    • Yes (25, thanks a lot)
  2. Have you ever been a vandal?
    • Yes (-500, go away now!)
  3. Have any of your edits not been in good faith?
    • Yes (-250)
    • Or do you not know what good faith is? (-25, and look it up)
  4. Would you report vandals if you see them?
    • Yes (50, yay-ay!)
    • No (-75, what a lousy help you are)
  5. Do you know where the word "Vandalism" derives from?
    • Yes (10, good)
    • No (-5, search it)

Miscellaneous

  1. Did you at first think this was about the Miscellaneous forum?
    • Yes (15, you know your Scratch)
    • No (15, you're not stupid)
  2. Do you panic whenever you see a red link?
    • Yes (15)
    • Do you scream with frustration when it was only colored text? (50)
  3. Do you visit the Community Portal's discussion page often?
    • Yes (5)
    • Do you take part in the discussions? (15)

Finale

  1. Did you really answer every question?
    • Yes, I did! (50)
    • No, I skipped... (-500, cheater!)
  2. Did you cheat?
    • Yes (-100, wah)
    • No, but I was tempted to (-25, at least you managed yourself)
    • Not at all! (10)
  3. Are you scared that your score will be bad?
    • Yes (100, is that better?)
    • No (25 if you're insanely confident, -100 if you already know it is - and it's even worse now!)
  4. Are you upset because you know that your score is low?
    • Yes (100)

Ranking

Be aware that how good your score is will change over time as you attain more edits.

Read the text in the appropriate section - that text will determine how much of a Scratch Wikipediholic you are.

-9999999999 or less: I suppose you claimed to have more than 1995 points...

-1001 to -5000: You're disgusting. You're evil. You don't belong here. Leave before we MAKE YOU

-500 to -1000: GO AWAY NOW!!!

-300 to -499: Go away, vandal!

-200 to -299: What, are you claiming to be a normal user who simply cheated?

-100 to -199: Go away! Are you banned yet?

-1 to -99: You vandal.

0: Either you're lousy or impressive for attaining this score.

1 to 99: Go away. At least you're positive.

100 to 199: You only got here with some negatives on bonus points.

200 to 299: Meh. We don't care.

300 to 399: You're either a bit new or don't really feel much for this place.

400 to 499: A bit low... you don't really love the wiki. Don't say you love it - try harder first.

500 to 599: The ideal score for a normal Scratch Wiki editor. But this isn't good enough to claim that you love this place...

600 to 799: You love this wiki and will spend lots of time on it. You're possibly overdoing it, though...

800 to 900: Are you Andrés?

901 to 994: Wow... you must really love this place...

995 to 1994: Either you're saintly or you have a lot of edits :P

1995: Perfect score! You must have cheated.

1995+: WOW WOW WOW Are you really that great? If so, congratulations - you love this wiki! Oh, you're not? Lose 99999999999 points.