|This is an April Fools' Day version of Why should I use Scratch?. Please don't take it seriously. You can find the original here.|
Scratch is a great way to get rid of those pesky itches! Invented by a load of cats in lab coats at a secret location in space, collectively called the Scratch Team, this product is
not guaranteed to make those fleas go away! Use at your own risk, not recommended for humans, animals any other living thing.
|“||Spray! Spray! Spray! And the lice go away!||”|
– Paddle2C - Dr. Cat
100% of Scratchers didn't speak to say it didn't work!
Side affects: lack of speech, lack of sleep No side affects!
- Spray! Spray! Spray! Spray! Spray!
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