|This is an April Fools' Day version of Why are some users blocked from accessing the Scratch Website?. Please don't take it seriously. You can find the original here.|
Sometimes, when a user tries to access the website, they are pelted with blocks. And the blocks block  them from making their way over to their computer to log on. This is most common in China. In the United States, the most common scheme is the computer scratching people. In Russia, nothing happens. People are getting suspicious.
- Make sure there is no Scratcher inside your router.
- Try restarting your computer 1,000 times.
IT'S RAINING BLOCKS, HALLELUJAH! ☔️ IT'S RAINING BLOCKS, AMEN!
- Dang! I should've gone for that job writing books for 4-year-olds