< Scratch Wiki:April Fools

Rage icon.png This is an April Fools' Day version of What is Scratch made with?. Please don't take it seriously. You can find the original here.
Scratch is made with cheesy dibbles, a bunch of cats, waffles, 2 year olds and chocolate. Unless it is raining iOS security exploits, which is very rare, then Scratch does not exist.