< Scratch Wiki:April Fools

Rage icon.png This is an April Fools' Day version of Variable. Please don't take it seriously. You can find the original here.
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OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!! I THINK I STUBBED MY TOE!!!

A variable is a value that the bunch of evil fluffy kittehs change at will in people's projects to annoy them. The most common value of a variable is -1, because the Scratch Team like that number. Scratchers must pay $∞ to change a variable. People have complained about the evil fluffy kittehs changing variables in their projects for no reason, but they were hit with the banhammer and forced to watch cringy shows (such as Cartoon Network's) 24/7.

Time to change all the variables!
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