< Scratch Wiki:April Fools

Rage icon.png This is an April Fools' Day version of Username. Please don't take it seriously. You can find the original here.

A username is a tag the ST slaps on users. The longer the username the more energy units they will get. Any username under 999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 letters will get banned.[1] This is why the Scratch Team hates namesnipes and sends them this video[2] before slapping them with the ban hammer[3]

FAMOUS[4] Case

koj got banned for a tiny username.[5] I'M NOT THIS A HUGE LIE
kaj (talk | contribs) 999:999 -12 Tyueyftyuwheg -111111111 but now koj became a ST and started banning Paddle2See then the Scratch Cat kicked him out before he was dancing on Gobo. koj lived in ScratchX's base before it was burned down by Harakou and koj has been banned ever since. I'M NOT STOP IT!
kaj (talk | contribs) 888:999 1111111111111111111 XcQ 900000000001

How not get banned when you have a tiny username

Document stub.png This article is a stub, meaning it's tiny and useless. There's nothing interesting on its talk page either.
Note Warning: If you don't contribute to this page, you will get banned even if you don't have an account.

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Dance on Za-Chary's roof. That's how koj did it.[6]


  1. unless if your username is dQw4w9WgXcQ
  2. The best video
  3. It's a big hammer
  4. wow
  5. Rest in peace. BUT I DIDN'T DIE
    kaj (talk | contribs) 100:200 -1345345 Mhjfhgyurdhfhujehd 9999999999999999999999999
  6. But koj is banned!!!! NO I'M NOT
    kaj (talk | contribs) -111:-111 64784674 Ggtrefeteyur 4536782
  7. WHO MESSED THIS UP!?!?!?!
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