|This is an April Fools' Day version of User:Pig9992005. Please don't take it seriously. You can find the original here.|
I'm a pig. I am rainbow-coloured and have pink glitter shooting out my ears.
I like to eat, and SQUEAL! I love squealing!
So, that's it.
What I Do on the Wiki
Mainly I stop mad bunnies from going on bunny rampages and writing stuff like "BUNNY" on random pages. I also shoot pink glitter.
What I Do on the Main Website
I talk about MONKEYS! I also keep the bunnies away from there as well. I make projects about Licky Cats.
AND I OINK!
Nuuuu, no other stuff! (Apart from clouds)
Yeah, they taste nice. Do you like pork or beef? You get square sausage too, but they aren't links!
♥Bye bye cherry pie!♥