< Scratch Wiki:April Fools

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I CAME IN LIKE A WRECKING BALL!

JackyBorderCollie (talk | contribs), whilst using a wrecking ball to demolish this page.

[this info might be a giant lie and confuse you and everybody else in the multiverse]

It's confirmed, that Border Collies can eat a house when really, really bored.[this info might be a giant lie and confuse you and everybody else in the multiverse] So now, oh wait, NOOO MY HOUSE!!!! WHY YOU ATE IT BORDER COLLIE?!?!?!?! I WOULD FETCH YOU BUT I HAD SOME SF";'dl ';D";fl OWWWWWW":LA_+!+!::L THAT HURTS DON'T BITE ME!!!!!!!!

– Dog expert

Oh, so you would like to see my profile page? Well, scroll down!
JackyBorderCollie (talk | contribs) 17:10, 13 May 2021 (UTC)

bruh i don't trust u so i'm not going there
-Riva- (talk | contribs)
YAYY!!!! ANOTHER SCROLLER!!!!
RivaPuppy (talk | contribs)
Puppy, I advise you to don't scroll there. You don't know what there is.
-Riva- (talk | contribs)
-Riva-, this is not the right place to teach your puppy! It's my profile page!
JackyBorderCollie (talk | contribs) 17:10, 13 May 2021 (UTC)
But my puppy needs to learn!
-Riva- (talk | contribs)
WAAAAH DON'T MAKE ME DO HARD HOMEWORK PLZ -RIVA-!!!!
RivaPuppy (talk | contribs)

JackyBorderCollie uses The Canon of Shooting and blasts -Riva- and RivaPuppy to Pluto.[1]

About me

I'm a 0 year old dog who likes to eat milk for no reason.[this info might be a giant lie and confuse you and everybody else in the multiverse]

Games

I made all the games in the entire universe[this info might be a giant lie and confuse you and everybody else in the multiverse]

Pets

yyAAAyyYY!!!! pEEEtZzZz!!!1111!11!!! i waNnA pET a doGgO!!1!!1!!! sO cuTE aND fLUfFY!1!!!1!!!11111!!!!!!![2]

References

  1. Pluto is a planet in a shape of a yellow dog from Mickey Mouse.[this info might be a giant lie and confuse you and everybody else in the multiverse]
  2. nobody knows i have more than 90000000 border collies and i keep them in my basement where they have lots of food, water and toys so they never, never get bored.[this info might be a giant lie and confuse you and everybody else in the multiverse]
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