< Scratch Wiki:April Fools

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BEFORE WE BEGIN...
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banana439monkey
My talk
My stuff
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Status: I eat the Oreos.
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Quick intro before we begin

Welcome to my userpage! I'm so glad you're here. Whilst I am now inactive and I don't tend to do anything related to Scratch on a regular basis, I do pop in from time to time, so feel free to say hello on my talk page. If you are here because I have reverted an edit, or proposed one, please do open a topic on my talk page to discuss the changes.

banana439monkey
Username banana439monkey
Joined Scratch: 11th November 2014 15:45 (GMT)
Joined Scratch Wiki: 5 May 2015 23:50 (GMT)
Country: United Kingdom, West Midlands
Nickname(s): Banana
Achievements: Scratch Wiki editor, Experienced Wikian, owner of an ITopic, owner of a sticky topic, Wikipedia editor, spoke at Scratch Conference @ Europe 2019 (held in Churchill College at Cambridge University).

Me

Heyyy. I'm banana439monkey. You might know me as 439bananas, or simply "Banana". I'm a British 16-year-old male who loves making things and anything constructive that clicks together satisfyingly. I'm a wiki editor and have been since 2015 (longer than Ken, Drunken and apple!). Mostly, I program in Node.JS, but during school I program in Python. Besides computer science, I enjoy working with materials (definitely wood) and being a sound technician. Due to my projects and exams, I have now effectively left Scratch to pursue such endeavours.

Facts about me

  • I highly disagree with Apple's business practices and their subcontractors' work ethics
  • I take no interest in sport
  • If I bump into you in real life and you identify yourself as a wiki contributor, I'll buy you some Oreos
    • If you somehow turn up where I live (please don't, it's very boring), I might just about show you my entire workflow (or just make projects)
  • I'm a maker, did I say that?
  • I'm found everywhere
  • My brain is more brick than brain
  • I'm bored
  • If you don't know my gender, which is pretty uncommon, I'm male
  • La Même, French people? Anyone?
  • I met ErnieParke in real life who met MartinWollenweber who met kenny2scratch who met jvvg in real life
  • My handwriting is, as like Jacob's, pretty bad
  • I bash Jacob a lot

My favourite things

  • Colour - Red
  • Minecraft server - LTT
  • Person - -redacted-
  • Programming language - JavaScript
  • Game - Minecraft
  • Code editor - Visual Studio
  • Fruit - Raspberry
  • Theme - Dark
  • Song - La Même
  • Country - Great Britain

What I do on the wiki

At the moment:

  • Patrol pages
  • Satisfy no one's boredom by handling literally every account request that comes in
  • Talk
  • Edit
  • Crack many deplorable jokes!
  • Witness Jacob crack a whack ton of dad jokes

What I have done on the wiki

Made Welcome
Made Broken
Made mistakes :P
Discussed many things
Requested pages to be protected
Pointed out our runaway
Fixed grammar errors
Talked a lot :P
Patrolled edits

On the wiki, I am

A user
A user of custom signatures
A person who reads all recent changes
An Experienced Wikian
A pain :P

Outside of the wiki, I am

  • A community leader
  • Nuts
  • An easy identifier for terrible handwriting
  • A slow worker
  • Happy with someone ❤️
  • Human
  • A Minecrafter
  • A toaster
  • A Chrome user
  • An autist (believe it or not, it's no joke!)
  • An idiot :P

My favourite quotes

It's generally accepted as internet screaming - Saiid

I'm a sysop. I WILL SYS YOUR OP!!!!!!!!! - Mathfreak231

My name is spelled with an n, thank you very much. - kenny2scratch 2018

oi, I'm not a blockhead - kenny2scratch 2018

I think I'm going to stick with my programming job rather than move into agriculture - jvvg 2018

I also am a bureaucrat, so that means I first and foremost, be a Wiki community article, and help to improve the Wiki - jvvg 2019

98%!! You can't get 98% of Americans to agree on anything! - Tom Scott 2020

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