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This is an April Fools' Day version of User:8bitjake/Pages/Joke Pages/Joke Articles/ǝmoH iʞiW ʜɔɈɒɿɔƧ. Please don't take it seriously. You can find the original here.

Everyone in the entire world hates this article, so it will be eaten by an evil kumquat soon. You cannot use anything to stop the kumquat from eating the page, or the kumquat will eat you.
Admins or cats that are not kumquats: remember to check the page history and what ~~doesn't~~ links here before letting the kumquat eat the page.

This page is in question to whether it is useful or not. This usually means that people hate it but don't want to say that outright. You can discuss whether you want it deleted or not on its talk page, although probably nobody will. Really, you should avoid taking an opinion on this page because it makes existence look biased.

	IT TEH WIKI OF CRAZZY AWSOMENESS!!!! OMGGGGG!!!!! ITS 2 EPIC 4 WERDS!!!! SPONSERED BY KAJ
	Made by Kaj, for a bunch of random hackers 565,053,411 articles deleted since 64 Februarchember 9999 when Kaj took over

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Karch 8756 69876059875609780 — Kaj forgets english: Yes, Kaj forgot english, it is rumored some dude went up to him and was like beeboopeebaaa and Kaj forgot how to speak english, he is currently learning the word "word" and he also forgot how to do word searches and crosswords, poor Kaj.
Jumaypril 12th, 3456 — Scratch Team enslaving bots: Scratch Team is allegedly^{[citation needed]} enslaving bots to do their evil bidding. The bots were reprogrammed to cackle in cat language carries loads of energy units to use sonic power. You heard it here second, folks.
Decevemtober 0x00000Fst, -18AD — Scratch Team accidentally explodes new machine: Scratch Team now needs to start over with their machine. Bad luck taking over the world, Scratch Team! The inventors of the machine (not part of Scratch Team) were arrested. They are now collecting energy units to reverse time.
Sepguly 47th, 87654321BC — Rumors of Scratch Team building new machine: Scratch Team has allegedly been building a new machine to harness the energy units ~~stolen from~~ generously given by ~~banned~~ Scratch users. People have released leaked images of the new machine^{[citation needed]}.
Octember 81st, 314159BC — Scratch Dog not found: The search continues for Scratch Dog. The Scratch Team has raised the reward to -324027128941280420 energy units.
Feptembust 203849th, 2.38e+10101 — Scratch Dog is Missing: Quoting a member of the Scratch Team, "He was our bestest of friends, and he helped us make the energy unit machine, I hope he isn't gone forever." According to Kaj, “Scratch Dog was one of the best members of the team, and even helped develop it" If you see Scratch Dog, please contact the Scratch Team; the finder will be rewarded -5000 energy units. Thank you.
February 30th, 54BC — Kaj Hacked Scratch: Kaj has hacked Scratch under the orders of griffpatch, king of scratch (according to griffpatch). Kaj is now working on adding the Semicolon Glitch back to Scratch.

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Scratch Cat is a second grader who goes to ScratchEd and loves scratching people who move them from the center or create their own Scratch Day event. His mother was the anonymous founder of Scratch and his father was mres, who is in the Scratch Team. Read more...

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FOR KATZ, DERE IZ TEH KAT-SKRATCH WIKI, AT HEER. KATZ R VEY KOOL PUSL THIE LIK WAFLE S

An' avast, for Pirate-speakers, there's a wiki available at Pirated Scratch Wiki. It steals booty and precious articles from the Scratch Wiki.

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