|This is an April Fools' Day version of Trigonometry. Please don't take it seriously. You can find the original here.|
Trigonometry, or trig, is this ridiculously hard thing that you typically learn in math class. It involves sines and cosines and TRIGGERED and tangents, and solving for the evil, hated X, but really, here's the truth: everyone's too lazy to solve for X anyways, and so they don't bother with trigonometry, except for the calculators. Calculators love trigonometry, and math teachers say you can't use a calculator, and therefore, you hate trigonometry because you don't want to be a calculator because you can't use a calculator on math exams. Boom. No one needs trig.