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Rage icon.png This is an April Fools' Day version of Terms of Use. Please don't take it seriously. You can find the original here.
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The Terms of Use is Scratch's rules as of 2018. It is is 2 languages: LOLCATZ and English. The English one is on this wiki.

Most Scratchers don't follow those rules and complain about them, but they get banned for doing them.

The Terms of Use

  1. You must follow these rules. Anyone who doesn't will be banned or destroyed.
  2. Scratch is a website that everyone in the world, including you must use 24 hours a day non-stop.
  3. You must share a project every day. It must be complex and coded yourself.
  4. You must use Scratch to spread malware.
  5. You must steal other people's art on Scratch.
  6. These are the only rules in the world you must follow.
  7. You must start Flame Wars against other Scratchers.
  8. You must only speak Cat language on Scratch, and must forget about every over spoken language in the world.