< Scratch Wiki:April Fools

Rage icon.png This is an April Fools' Day version of Template:Outdated. Please don't take it seriously. You can find the original here.
HomestarRunner Character.png You got this, Homestar. This is nothin'. Just like fallin' off a web van.

Why is this too old? Aha! Because this page needs to be updated! Seriously, why is no one updating this page or section? Anyway, just at least update this page or Scratch Cat will scratch you on the head or you will receive tons of Imps on the head.

– Homestar Runner