< Scratch Wiki:April Fools

Rage icon.png This is an April Fools' Day version of Template:NotUseful. Please don't take it seriously. You can find the original here.
Thumbsdown.png This page is in question to whether it is useful or not. This usually means that people hate it but don't want to say that outright. You can discuss whether you want it deleted or not on its talk page, although probably nobody will. Really, you should avoid taking an opinion on this page because it makes you look biased. Why am I putting this here again?
You are useless. Get a life.

– Everyone mentioned here