< Scratch Wiki:April Fools

Rage icon.png This is an April Fools' Day version of Template:Delete. Please don't take it seriously. You can find the original here.
Kumquat.jpg Everyone in the entire world hates this article, so it will be eaten by an evil kumquat soon. You cannot use anything to stop the kumquat from eating the page, or the kumquat will eat you.
Admins or cats that are not kumquats: remember to check the page history and what doesn't links here before letting the kumquat eat the page.