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Rage icon.png This is an April Fools' Day version of Spam. Please don't take it seriously. You can find the original here.
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Spam, most commonly found in Scratch, is a type of meat used by hackers to hack the website. So far, it has failed every time when used for hacking, though it has made people hungry. Studios love to promote spam, as it helps photosynthesis and cures diabetes.

Uses

Spam has many healthy uses:

  • A delicious breakfast
  • Hosting a dinner party
  • Hacking the Scratch website
  • Gaining diarrhea[1]
  • Evilness[2][3]

Theory behind Hacking

Hacking the Scratch website with spam is a very developed and precise science which currently works 0% of the time. The science behind it goes that if you post lots of spam, people will get hungry, and eventually everyone will have to abandon the website to eat spam.

So far, the only reasons why this doesn't work is because of the:

  • New meat status
  • The spam is a lie.
  • Spam has no malware in it.

Spam 2.0

Currently, there is a new type of spam under development by Meat Inc ©. It is 200% tastier while unfortunately being invisible. Many Scratchers worry about seeing the new spam, but as Kaj says, "What we can't see won't hurt us!"[4]

The Spam Song

Here is the song that the spammers use when they spam. As you can see, most people except for that ignorant one like spam.

References[citation needed]

  1. My breakfast[citation needed]
  2. yt:V4wZa6zoo18
  3. DUH
  4. My friend who looks like Kaj, even though I actually don't know what he looks like. 1960.