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During Scratch 2.0, the Scratch Team felt that sound effects were more important than music, so while developing Scratch 3.0, they banished music from the main Scratch program, so it can only get in through a Scratch Extension. At the same time,[when?] they added some blocks that can manipulate sounds in ways known as Sound Effects, which included:
- Sadly, my effect list was eaten by an evil kumquat.
Also sadly, the Scratch Team removed all of the sound effects but "pitch" and "pan left-right" on 31 June 2017. This is sad because many Scratchers adored the excluded Sound Effects from the moment they heard of them.[citation excluded]
List of Sound Effects
The sound effects available to a Scratch program are as follows:
- Pan Left/Right
Main article: Pitch
Pitch is a solid-ish liquid derived from petroleum, coal, or plants. Some forms of pitch may be called tar, bitumen, asphalt, low, or high.
Currently, pitch is most commonly used to slow sounds down to 1/230,000,000,000 the speed of water, which is so close to solid that such sounds can only be heard by elephants once every ten years. However, pitch is also occasionally used to speed up sounds as high as only bats can hear, to help the bats catch bugs.
Left/Right pans are a type of pan that cooks food in a way that restricts its movement to the directions -90 and 90.
Left/Right pans are used in Scratch to change the x position of sounds, because without them, only sprites can have their x positions changed, which makes sounds jealous.