< Scratch Wiki:April Fools

Rage icon.png This is an April Fools' Day version of Smalltalk. Please don't take it seriously. You can find the original here.

Smalltalk is also known as Smalltalk Era. Smalltalk was a time when the Scratch Team could not hear the Scratch Cat because the Scratch Cat was so small. So, somewhere in Kansas, the Scratch Team blew up the

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blocks, with Dorothy as a partner. The Scratch Cat was bigger than ever before, and the tone was automatically the "giant" tone.

Then an evil kumquat pressed the Tornado Button and the

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blocks were returned, and the Scratch Cat was returned to his normal size, magically, but Dorothy got swept up from the tornado to Florida!

Dorothy is now in Florida. You can see her on Twitter, eating mustard.

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