|This is an April Fools' Day version of Script. Please don't take it seriously. You can find the original here.|
Scripts are messy documents/huge rolls of paper that say who says what in plays, movies, ads and other stuff. They were invented by William Shakespeare.
The Scratch Team use them so they know which member says what in bootleg public service announcements telling people to go on Scratch and give energy units. Every TV channel in the world, even ones outside of America are forced to show them or everyone who works for the channel will get banned.