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A Scratcher is a member of the Stop The Uber Pointless Ideas Done By The Scratch Team To Help Talk Over the World League While Citizens Of Bikini Bottom United To Keep SpongeBob SquarePants Off The Road And Out Of Boats All Together (S.T.U.P.I.D.B.T.S.T.T.H.T.O.T.W.L.C.O.B.B.U.T.K.S.B.S.P.O.T.R.A.O.O.B.A.T.).
They are secret agents that make projects, comment, and build studios so that the Scratch Team doesn't have enough energy units to take over the world. They also try to get SpongeBob SquarePants onto the road and into boats to destroy Bikini Bottom, underneathe the secret name STUPIDBTSTTHTOTWLCOBBUTKSBSPOTAOOBAT.