< Scratch Wiki:April Fools

Rage icon.png This is an April Fools' Day version of Scratch in the Media/SpaceX Falcon 9 Lander. Please don't take it seriously. You can find the original here.

The SpaceX Falcon 9 Lander was an unsuccessful attempt made by ScratchX to destroy Scratch. The creator's name is withheld by the ScratchX organization due to fear of a rebellion against the Scratch Team, which would make the energy unit collecting machine explode and DESTROY MANKIND.

Basically, their first move to try to destroy Scratch was to hire someone that would create a remix of one of his projects, which was a rocket ship lander that was HARD ENOUGH. LIKE, OH MY GOSH! Next, he shared it to Scratch, Reddit, Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, TikTok, Myspace, Linkedin and YouTube at the same time!

Pretty cool, huh?

Then the amount of (logged in, DUH!) people who played the project increased so fast, Scratch's servers couldn't handle it, and THEY CRASHED, which stopped the Scratch Team's energy unit collecting process!

Thinking that they succeeded, the ScratchX team went to the Scratch website, but the Scratch Team without assistance from Division A of the Scratch Stability Team[1], fixed it, ONCE AGAIN!!!!!![2]

The bunch of fluffy kittehs[3] investigated the matter, and found out that the person responsible was no one other than (USERNAME WITHHELD)!

He was pelted with many blocks and was hit by the BAN HAMMER ITSELF!!!![4]

My grandma (NOT!) once said, "Now, kids, don't crash Scratch or you'll be pelted with many blocks or even better, the BAN HAMMER!"

  1. OH NO! THEY'RE TOO CUTE!!!!
  2. Can we fix it?
  3. THEY'RE EVIL, I TELL YA! EVIL!
  4. Ouch!