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;Feptembust 203849th, 2.38e+10101 {{-}} Scratch Dog is Missing
:Quoting a member of the Scratch Team, "He was our bestest of friends, and he helped us make the energy unit machine, I hope he isn't gone forever." According to Kaj, “Scratch Dog was one of the best members of the team, and even helped develop it" If you see Scratch Dog, please contact the Scratch Team; the finder will be rewarded 500 energy points. Thank you.
;February 14th, 45325 {{-}} Scratch Homework added
:<s>Scratch</s> [[Scratch Wiki:April Fools/Kaj|Kaj]] has now added homework to the website. If you do not give <s>us</s> [[Scratch Wiki:April Fools/Kaj|Kaj]] 50,000 energy units in one week, you will be '''BANNED'''
;February 30th, 4321 {{-}} Sixty Second Rule Abolished
:The sixty-second rule has been abolished, an update to the forums many Scratchers have been waiting for up to 100 years. To celebrate, the Scratch Team have taken the 120 second rule down to only 12 seconds. To ensure that the <s>small</s> large group of Scratchers who appreciated the rule do not miss it, a new rule has been added in, the infinity second rule, which will be removed in approximately infinity years. The latter only applies to Scratchers. Wait, why did I type this all out?
;March 32, 2016 {{-}} The Internet will be closed on Fridays
:Effective immediately, the Wiki, along with the rest of the Internet, will now be closed on Fridays because everyone in the world will be too busy eating waffles to even turn on their computers. It will still be open 24/6. We understand that this will prevent you from showing people your 1,000 contribs at upcoming Friday school dances. Those dances are supposed to end the world, anyway, and the logo has invisible strawberry straps, which are banned at the dance end of world thing. We apologize for the inconvenience.

;March 32, 2017 {{-}} [[Scratch Wiki:April Fools/Kaj|Kaj]] as Scratch Curator
:Kaj has been chosen as the <s>five-trillion-five-hundred-sixty-nine-billion-four-hundred-thirty-seven...</s> 5,569,437,108,142<sup>th</sup> [[curator]] on the [[Front Page]]. Feel free to congratulate Kaj on their profile!

;April -4, 4683 {{-}} Griffpatch given Medal of Scratch
:The user by the name of Griffpatch has been awarded the Medal of Scratch, which is given to people who have given more than a googol energy units to the Scratch Team.

;March 31, 2019 {{-}} Two Scratch Servers Removed
:Prior to retiring, the Scratch Team wanted to leave a good ego by conserving electricity. To do so, they completely unplugged two of their servers. To assure that no one ever plugs them in again for environmental reasons, they dumped them into the Atlantic Ocean and <s>killed millions of poor whales {{e|:(}}</s> [https://i.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/019/907/maxresdefault.jpg Err...].


;December 99, 20XX {{-}} New Griffpatch video game
:Griffpatch has released his long-awaited sequel to ScratchNapped: Scratchnapped 2. In that game, Griffpatch must work to destroy the forces of Scratch by depriving them of their energy units. Why the Scratch Team allowed this game, I don't know.

;March 32, 2089 {{-}} Scratch Team Retired
:The Scratch Team has retired and '''given the duty of continuing the program's development to Kaj'''.

;March 28, 2095 {{-}} Traces of Scratch Creator
:Scientists in Antarctica have found strange footprints and think they are the creator of Scratch's. He fled to Antarctica years ago and is now unheard of.

;March 3000, 9999 {{-}} Scratch Application Released
:The long-desired Scratch app was finally released. The app features a colorful blue link to the [https://scratch.mit.edu main website], acting as a shortcut for mobile browsers.

<!-- ;Dinner time, 1985 {{-}} Marty Movie banned for being PG 13
:The movie ''Back to the Future'' was banned for being a PG-14 movie under the guise of being rated PG-Air. Scratch Cat complained about the false PG rating and in response the movie was banned. We apologize for not banning the other 2 movies. -->

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Scratch Cat is a second grader who goes to ScratchEd and loves scratching people who move them from the center or create their own Scratch Day event. His mother was the anonymous founder of Scratch and his father was mres, who is in the Scratch Team.
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| ''TERAAAA! PUT THOSE BALLOONS DOWN OR YOU'LL FLOAT AWAY!''
| ''We found this secret picture of a Scratch Team member in someone's basement!''
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<div style="padding:5px">The '''Scratch Wiki''' is a content-free, collaboratively-trolled wiki, that provides misinformation about the Scratch programming language and its website and history. The Scratch Wiki is a popular source for April Fools' humor, and it continues to grow as Scratchers use it as their "primary" "source" of fake "information" and spread viruses onto it.

FOR KATZ, DERE IZ TEH KAT-SKRATCH WIKI, AT [[S:EASTEREGG|HEER]].
KATZ R VEY KOOL PUSL THIE LIK WAFLE S

An' avast, for Pirate-speakers, there's a wiki available at [[April Fool's Day|Pirated Scratch Wiki]]. It steals booty and precious articles from the Scratch Wiki.
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