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<tr><td><span style="font-size:100%">Made by Kaj, for a bunch of random hackers</span><br /><span style="font-size:85%">[[Special:AllPages|{{formatnum:{{#expr:{{CURRENTYEAR}} * {{NUMBEROFEDITS:R}}}}}} articles]] deleted since 64 Februarchember 9999 when Kaj took over</span></td></tr>
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;Karch 8756 69876059875609780 {{-}} Kaj forgets english
:Yes, Kaj forgot english, it is rumored some dude went up to him and was like beeboopeebaaa and Kaj forgot how to speak english, he is currently learning the word "word" and he also forgot how to do word searches and crosswords, poor Kaj.
;Jumaypril 12th, 3456 {{-}} Scratch Team enslaving bots
:Scratch Team is allegedly{{cn|date=March 2021}} enslaving [[Scratch Wiki:Bots|bots]] to do their evil bidding. The bots were reprogrammed to cackle in cat language carries loads of energy units to use sonic power. You heard it here second, folks.
;Decevemtober 0x00000Fst, -18AD {{-}} Scratch Team accidentally explodes new machine
:Scratch Team now needs to start over with their machine. Bad luck taking over the world, Scratch Team! The inventors of the machine (not part of Scratch Team) were arrested. They are now collecting energy units to reverse time.
;Sepguly 47th, 87654321BC {{-}} Rumors of Scratch Team building new machine
:Scratch Team has allegedly been building a new machine to harness the energy units <s>stolen from</s> generously given by <s>banned</s> Scratch users. People have released leaked images of the new machine{{cn|date=March 2021}}.
;Octember 81st, 314159BC {{-}} Scratch Dog not found
:The search continues for Scratch Dog. The Scratch Team has raised the reward to -324027128941280420 energy units.
;Feptembust 203849th, 2.38e+10101 {{-}} Scratch Dog is Missing
:Quoting a member of the Scratch Team, "He was our bestest of friends, and he helped us make the energy unit machine, I hope he isn't gone forever." According to Kaj, “Scratch Dog was one of the best members of the team, and even helped develop it" If you see Scratch Dog, please contact the Scratch Team; the finder will be rewarded -5000 energy units. Thank you.
;February 30th, 54BC {{-}} Kaj Hacked Scratch
:[[Kaj]] has hacked Scratch under the orders of griffpatch, king of scratch (according to griffpatch). Kaj is now working on adding the [[Semicolon Glitch]] back to Scratch.
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Scratch Cat is a second grader who goes to ScratchEd and loves scratching people who move them from the center or create their own Scratch Day event. His mother was the anonymous founder of Scratch and his father was mres, who is in the Scratch Team.
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! width="49%" | [[Gobo's Friends|Balloon Tera]]
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| ''TERAAAA! PUT THOSE BALLOONS DOWN OR YOU'LL FLOAT AWAY!''
| ''We found this secret picture of a Scratch Team member in someone's basement!''
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<div style="padding:5px">The '''Scratch Wiki''' is a content-free, collaboratively-trolled wiki, that provides misinformation about the Scratch programming language and its website and history. The Scratch Wiki is a popular source for April Fools' humor, and it continues to grow as Scratchers use it as their "primary" "source" of fake "information" and spread viruses onto it.

FOR KATZ, DERE IZ TEH KAT-SKRATCH WIKI, AT [[S:EASTEREGG|HEER]].
KATZ R VEY KOOL PUSL THIE LIK WAFLE S

An' avast, for Pirate-speakers, there's a wiki available at [[April Fool's Day|Pirated Scratch Wiki]]. It steals booty and precious articles from the Scratch Wiki.
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