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Bureaucats are a special kind of bossy jerk who get to be respected for torturing people. They are also secret agents, so nobody knows who is a bureaucat and who isn't. [don’t click here]. Bureaucats live in offices for their entire lives, and constantly work. They are paid by taxing Scratchers energy units. They hate us all!
Bureaucats stared as members of the
evil fluffy kittens very nice Scratch Team. Then they promoted other evil good users. They are still destroying caring about the wiki today.