|This is an April Fools' Day version of Scratch Wiki. Please don't take it seriously. You can find the original here.|
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The Scratch Wiki is a website where a few people eat pages for no particular reason. Most of the pages are just here because somebody had a random piece of information that needed to be pasted somewhere. The editors are very uneducated about Scratch and know absolutely nothing about computer science. They know lots about mustard though. The place was originally named, "Worldwide Clipboard: Sponsored by MUSTARD" but it was randomly changed to 'Scratch Wiki' sound like it because a random cat who lives near MIT would explode upon hearing the word 'mustard'
MUSTARD MUSTAD MUSTARD MUSTARD MUSTARD BE BIG EPICC
SUPER EPICC AND BETETR THAN HUMAN SPECIES
Purpose for creation
The Scratch Wiki was created by Scratch Team member, Cheddargirl, back in 753 BCE because nobody had a place to write down their mustard thoughts. Originally, the Wiki was written in Cat language, but it has since been translated to English (with a bunch of nonsense slang terms that were made up in one second). It is now contained properly by professional trollers and hosted on outdated servers in which usernames and passwords can sometimes be erased or not recognized due to PHP 4 and other errors.
The historie of Partying
The Scratch Wiki has a life out of Scratch and throws huge parties, the most recent being the 2018 BC New Years celebration. The Scratch Wiki secretly changed its logo to the following:
Sometimes the Scratch Wikians become wild and articles are replaced with the following complex syntax:
However, this was not well received, so they all began throwing red things at the Scratch Cat in unison. When this happened, the Scratch Cat changes the logo to the logo of his favourite ketchup brand.
To edit the Wiki, an account costs a cheap $5,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 in America (where the servers are hosted). In other places, a quick and small $10,00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 is required. The Scratch Team needs the money to continue their world domination, a world in which kittens will block the sun, horrify the living beings, and declare themselves supreme rulers over all. There are terrible consquences if you don't pay the cheap fee:
- The ST will phone the PFBI and then hunt you down.
- After finding you, they will steal ALL of your MUSTARD
- OH MY GOD THEY STOLE MY MUSTARD!!!
- AAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAAHA NO MY MUSTARD!
sToP ChaNgInG oUr InteNtIonS!0!0!!!0!0!
Unusual Boring Refs
- Pipe HyperPi
- Phineas and Ferb's Bureau of Instructions (with Harry Potter and ninja'd people)