< Scratch Wiki:April Fools

Rage icon.png This is an April Fools' Day version of Scratch Wiki. Please don't take it seriously. You can find the original here.
The logo.


Wait... so I can write anything??

– mustard

The Scratch Wiki is a website where a few people eat pages for no particular reason. Most of the pages are just here because somebody had a random piece of information that needed to be pasted somewhere. The editors are very uneducated about Scratch and know absolutely nothing about computer science. They know lots about mustard though. The place was originally named, "Worldwide Clipboard: Sponsored by MUSTARD" but it was changed to sound like it had no mustard.

MUSTARD MUSTAD MUSTARD MUSTARD MUSTARD BE BIG EPICC

SUPER EPICC AND BETETR THAN HUMAN SPECIES

Purpose for creation

The Scratch Wiki was created by Scratch Team member, Cheddargirl, back in 753 BCE because nobody had a place to write down their mustard thoughts. Originally, the Wiki was written in mustard, but it has since been translated to English (with a bunch of nonsense slang terms). It is now contained properly by professional trollers and hosted on outdated servers in which usernames and passwords can sometimes be erased or not recognized due to PHP and other errors.

The historie of Partying

The Scratch Wiki has a life out of Scratch and throws huge parties, the most recent being the 2018 BC New Years celebration. The Scratch Wiki secretly changed its logo to the following:

Pigsoop.png

Sometimes the Scratch Wikians become wild and articles are replaced with the following complex syntax:

ttttttttttttrrrrrrrrrrrrooooooooooooooooooooooooooollllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll

Thanks!

However, this was not well received, so they all began attacking the scratch cat in unison. When this happened, the scratch cat gave up and agreed to the users demands. The scratch wiki logo was officially turned into MUSTARD

Registration Fee

To edit the Wiki, an account costs a cheap $5,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 in America (where the servers are hosted). In other places, a quick and small $10,00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 is required. The Scratch Team needs the money to continue their world domination, a world in which kittens will block the sun, horrify the living beings, and declare themselves supreme rulers over all. There are terrible consquences if you don't pay the cheap fee:

  • The ST will phone the FBI and then hunt you down.
  • After finding you, they will steal ALL of your MUSTARD
  • OH MY GOD THEY STOLE MY MUSTARD!!!
  • AAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAAHA NO MY MUSTARD!
  •  :(

sToP ChaNgInG oUr InteNtIonS!0!0!!!0!0!

I'll hack you if you don't let me change yOuR iNtEnTiOnS!0!0!!!0!0
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