< Scratch Wiki:April Fools

Rage icon.png This is an April Fools' Day version of Scratch Wiki. Please don't take it seriously. You can find the original here.
Kumquat.jpg Everyone in the entire world hates this article, so it will be eaten by an evil kumquat soon. You cannot use anything to stop the kumquat from eating the page, or the kumquat will eat you.
Admins or cats that are not kumquats: remember to check the page history and what doesn't links here before letting the kumquat eat the page.
The logo.
What the Wiki looks like 99.9% of the time

Wait... so I can write anything??

– mustard

The Scratch Wookiee (or was it Wikee? I can't remember.) is a website where a few people write false information for no particular reason. Most of the pages are just here because somebody had a random piece of information that needed to be pasted somewhere. The editors are very uneducated about Scratch and know absolutely nothing about computer science.[1]

Purpose for creation

TEH WIKI OF CRAZZY AWSOMENESS!!!! was created by Scratch Team member, Cheddargirl, back in 753 BCE because nobody had a place to write down and spam random things. Originally, the Wiki was written in Cat language, but it has since been translated to English (with a bunch of nonsense slang terms that were made up in one second).

It used to be called Post random stuff here, but it was changed to make the wiki seem more useful than it actually is.

It is now contained properly by professional trollers and hosted on outdated and moldy servers in which usernames and passwords can sometimes be erased or not recognized due to PHP[2] 4 and other errors.

The historie of Partying

The Scratch Wiki has a life out of Scratch and throws huge parties (cat parties), the most recent being the 2018 BC New Years celebration. The Scratch Wiki secretly changed its logo to the following:


However, this was not well received, so they all began throwing red things at the Scratch Cat in unison. When this happened, the Scratch Cat changes the logo to the logo of his favourite mustard brand.

The Wiki was later secretly removed from the Scratch Team's control using a very complicated loophole.

Registration Fee

To edit the Wiki, an account costs a cheap $5,000,000,000,000,000

"I, kaj, declare you also pay me twice the amount!"

kaj (talk | contribs)

in America [4](where the servers are hosted). In other places, a quick and small $100,000,000,000,000,000 is required. The Scratch Team needs the money to continue their world domination, a world in which kittens will block the sun, horrify the living beings, and declare themselves supreme rulers over all.

There are terrible consequences if you don't pay the cheap fee:

  • The ST will phone the PFBI[5] and then hunt you down.
  • :(


If you do not want your writing to be plagiarized mercilessly and redistributed at will, too bad

– Kaj, the president of the Scratch Wookiee

References (because we were required to include this section)

  1. Other than the fact that System32 is malware (please don't delete it)
  2. Pipe HyperPi
  3. Apparently the Scratch Wikians now like using it.
  4. The fee of making 700 edits per day is also required in America.
  5. Phineas and Ferb's Bureau of Instructions (with Harry Potter and ninja'd people)