< Scratch Wiki:April Fools

Rage icon.png This is an April Fools' Day version of Scratch Wiki. Please don't take it seriously. You can find the original here.
The logo.

Wait... so I can write anything??

– User

The Scratch Wiki is a website where a few people write pages for no particular reason. Most of the pages are just here because somebody had a random piece of information that needed to be pasted somewhere. The editors are very uneducated about Scratch and know absolutely nothing about computer science. The place was originally named, "Worldwide Clipboard" but it was changed to sound like it had no meaning.

Purpose for creation

The Scratch Wiki was created by Scratch Team member, Cheddargirl, back in 753 BCE because nobody had a place to write down their random thoughts. Originally, the Wiki was in Gobolanguage, but it has since been translated to English (with a bunch of nonsense slang terms). It is now contained properly by professional trollers and hosted on outdated servers in which usernames and passwords can sometimes be erased or not recognized due to PHP and other errors.


The Scratch Wiki has a life out of Scratch and throws huge parties, the most recent being the 2018 BC New Years celebration. The Scratch Wiki secretly changed its logo to the following:


Sometimes the Scratch Wikians become wild and articles are replaced with the following complex syntax:



Registration Fee

To edit the Wiki, an account costs a cheap $5,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 in America (where the servers are hosted). The Scratch Team needs the money to continue their world domination, a world in which kittens will block the sun, horrify the living beings, and declare themselves supreme rulers over all.