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The Scratch Stability Team[1] are some cute anime girls people who do thing like "protecting" the Scratch Servers from being set on fire during Flame Wars, destroying ScratchX, and other stuff. However, they are of poor quality[2][3] and do terribly at their job[4][5].

No Scratch Team members can understand them, as they only speak Japanese.

Pac-Man protects the Scratch Stability Team currently. This is version 2.0, because the original version was destroyed.

Members

Members (both current and fired) are:

If a division's theme tune is deleted from YouTube, it means the division has been fired.

Division A

  • SST Member Black
  • SST Member White
  • SST Member Luminous[6]

Division B

  • SST Member Bright
  • SST Member Windy

Division C

  • SST Member Dream[7]
  • SST Member Rouge[8][9]
  • SST Member Lemonade[10]
  • SST Member Mint[11]
  • SST Member Aqua[12]

Division D

  • SST Member Pizza Peach
  • SST Member Berry
  • SST Member Pine[13]
  • SST Member Passion

Division E

  • SST Member Blossom[14]
  • SST Member Marine
  • SST Member Sunlight
  • SST Member Moonlight

Division F

  • SST Member Melody[15]
  • SST Member Rythym
  • SST Member Beat
  • SST Member Muse

Division G

  • SST Member Happy
  • SST Member Sunny
  • SST Member Peace
  • SST Member March
  • SST Member Beauty

Division H

  • SST Member Heart
  • SST Member Diamond
  • SST Member Rosseta
  • SST Member Sword
  • SST Member Ace

Division I

  • SST Member Lovely
  • SST Member Princess
  • SST Member Honey
  • SST Member Fortune

Division J

  • SST Member Flora
  • SST Member Mermaid
  • SST Member Twinkle
  • SST Member Scarlet

Division K

  • SST Member Miracle
  • SST Member Magical
  • SST Member Felice
  • SST Member Mofurun

Division L [16]

  • SST Member Whip
  • SST Member Custard
  • SST Member Gelato
  • SST Member Macaron
  • SST Member Chocolate
  • SST Member Parfait
  • SST Member Pekorin

Division M

All the members of Division M were fired ages ago.

Join the SST!

References

  1. They are also known as プリキュア (Purikyua), which is Japanese for Scratch Stability Team.
  2. Description:
    Five butter-thingies appear when they only count to four.

    Status: Technical Limitation

    Solution:
    Replace Division C with the Scratch Stability Team GoGo!.
    Description:
    They forgot to remove Scratch Stability Team Member Rouge.

    Status: Won't Fix

    Solution:
    Destroy Fire all of Division C.

  3. Also, one of them, like, cursed on set and was fired for, like, disorderly behavior so this version is, like, outdated.
  4. They are responsible for 99% of all 500 errors
  5. A lot of them play with glitter, makeup and toothpaste all day.
  6. She ran out of power 99999 years ago, and is absent from Division A's theme.
  7. Often dreams of ways to protect Scratch, but she never gets any work done, so she is in danger of being fired.
  8. No, not the bat
  9. She got fired for cursing on set. Don't mess with her!
  10. She is very weak and is in danger of being fired.
  11. She is a breath of fresh air to the team, but she still risks being fired.
  12. She evaporated a few years ago. We forgot to label her as "fired", and therefore lost $8001 dollars' worth of energy units.
  13. She is in danger of being fired because she does nothing but playing with Christmas trees.
  14. She always puts perfume on herself.
  15. She sings all the time.
  16. Rumors say this team only defeated a regular ScratchX member on their FINAL private mission, so they're schedueled to be fired by 09/31/2019.

Joining Requests

Can I join the Scratch Stability Team?
Banned_User (talk | contribs)

NO THAT'S IT YOU ARE BANNED FOREVER!
WikiMonitor (talk | contribs)

what about me
griffpatch (talk | contribs)

PRESS DA DARN BUTTON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WikiMonitor (talk | contribs)

Can I play in my Sand Box?
Whatsfordinner77 (talk | contribs)

CCOOMMIICC SSAANNSS!!! D:<
WikiMonitor (talk | contribs)
what's so bad?
kaj (talk | contribs)
EVERYTHIN
WikiMonitor (talk | contribs)
can you keep a secret?

SST Member Rouge said the word "kill" but that wasn't allowed so she was fired! :O jk what she said was a LOT worse. She actually said the word "death"!

I will join the Scratch Stability Team. I acknowledge that I will be immediately admitted by the end of April 7, 2019. This also means that I will be teleported from my current location, to the Scratch Stability Team Hideout.

I can't wait.