|This is an April Fools' Day version of Scratch Modification. Please don't take it seriously. You can find the original here.|
Many people do not like the Scratch Team taking the energy units from the website, so they create modifications that don't produce energy units. Other people create modifications that allow them to make extra waffles and are not subject to the 60-Second Rule.
The Scratch Team wants to maintain full control over the website so they can maximize their energy units. Because of this, they send out a team of hamsters that will destroy anything that uses electricity with the modification installed, as well as ones used to write it. They then call the Scratch Team to hit them with the banhammer.
However, they have only succeeded in destroying modifications developed in and around Boston, as the hamsters get tired going any farther. They will need to eat TRILLIONS OF PRETZELS if they want to get anywhere farther.