< Scratch Wiki:April Fools

Rage icon.png This is an April Fools' Day version of Scratch Mentors. Please don't take it seriously. You can find the original here.
Scratch Mentors is a program which replaced the stupid Community Moderators program. This program's purpose is to help Scratchers, however this is a lie. Some Scratchers have discovered Scratch Mentors helping Scratch Team take over the world and laughing very evilly.

However, since the mentors decided to disobey and go on vacation, the Scratch Mentors program got shut down.[1]

Job

The mentors' job is to help Scratchers make complex projects. Complex projects generate more energy units for the Scratch Team, which helps them to take over the world. The mentor program was created so that more complex projects would be made, and the Scratch Team could take over. The mentors themselves are also forced to make complex projects, or else they will be forced to participate in a flame war.

Members

  • ErnieParke, a cat who loves muffins[2]
  • LiFayTheGoblin, a toast cat which comes from Germany, now a Scratch Team member[3]
  • P110, Idk
  • dolphingirl36, a collab account between a dolphin and 36 cats; the dolphin used to work at Seaworld.
  • EH7meow, another cat

References

  1. Introducing, the Freedom Scratch Fighters!
  2. He tried to join the Scratch Team but he couldn't handle a bunch of babies
  3. BUT THIS ONE DID!