|This is an April Fools' Day version of Scratch Etiquette. Please don't take it seriously. You can find the original here.|
To be kewl and gud on skretch, yu ned to hav da folowin' atriboots:
- Ability to eat food with yumminess in it
- Ability to eat food with yuckiness in it
- Ability to eat food with both atriboots to maek weerd flavir.
When talking to peeps like me, you, and my dog blue, you need to:
- Have yummy food in your mouth
- Have yucky food in your mouth
- Have yummy and yucky food in your mouth to maek weerd flavir.
That way you can speek cleerly and gud.