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60 Second RuleThe Scratch team created a 60-second rule in which people must spam using scratchblocks like
these::motion. Anybody who is caught not spamming (and giving the ST energy units) is given a fine of infinity units of money.
People cannot use adult languages like Wiki Markup in the forums, but they have to live with BBCode, a thing made by the BBC so they can spam more stuff. B stands for British (and so does the other B) so only people in Britain or ones with a terrible British accent can use it. The Scratch Team can use it, though.
Every time somebody posts they give the Scratch Team an energy unit. People are encouraged to post as they get a badge saying ‘King of Spam’ when they are the first Scratcher to spam more than a billion times. People who have spammed less than 100 times are looked down upon and to make them feel super bad everyone can see how many spams they have.
The Scratch Team likes to keep energy units organised. After all, you can’t collect them unless you can find them! So, they organise them into tons of innocent looking ‘subforums’, codeword for ‘energy unit harvesters’.