< Scratch Wiki:April Fools

Rage icon.png This is an April Fools' Day version of Scratch Books. Please don't take it seriously. You can find the original here.

Scratch Books is a series of books made by the Scratch Team, written entirely in Cat Language.

A Scratcher being taught how to read one of the Scratch books. This image was leaked from the Scratch servers.


Over 1 billion Scratch Books have been made, including the following:

  • The entire Terms of Use
  • A book filled with a guide on how to give the Scratch Team energy units
  • A book that Scratchers must read out loud to get the Scratcher status. Mispronouncing or missing even one word will get you banned.
  • A book telling users about why they think Cat Language is better than English