< Scratch Wiki:April Fools

Rage icon.png This is an April Fools' Day version of Scratch 2.0. Please don't take it seriously. You can find the original here.
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I CAME IN LIKE A WRECKING BALL!

Redglitter (talk | contribs), whilst using a wrecking ball to demolish this page.

Scratch 2.0 is the second version of Scratch. It includes mainly the same stuff as the previous version, including Scratch Cat being weird and staring at you with a big smile on his face all the time and the block that when pressed hacks into your computer or laptop to make a big extendable arm come out and throw you through the roof. [1]

What's New?

My pixelated dreams being crushed by that 2013 villain, VECTOR MODE.

– Some guy who loves being famous for his bitmap art, 2013

What's Old

Having to do a bunch of complicated -
NOT!!!!

– Gobo

- stuff to change a background. Yay - hey!

– Scratch Cat, Testing the beta of Scratch 2

Reason for Creation

Once upon a time...
Scratch Cat was sitting at a desk, right in front of all of the files for Scratch 1.4, drinking Sprite. Unfortunately, Scratch Cat was rather clumsy and spilt it on the computer containing the 1.4 files[2]. Scratch Cat wasn't prepared to lie, and so he told the Scratch Team.

YOU DID WHAT!!!??????

– The Scratch Team

The Scratch Team had to make a new version of Scratch after that, and so Scratch Cat helped out. The Scratch Team were going to delete him from the new version, but since he made up for his mistake, he was included in the new version. The Scratch Team were even kind enough to give him a more modern look, by changing him from bitmap to vector.
And they all lived happily ever after. The End!

References or whatever

  1. WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!
  2. The remains of the computer were fed to evil kumquats.