< Scratch Wiki:April Fools

Rage icon.png This is an April Fools' Day version of ScratchX. Please don't take it seriously. You can find the original here.
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ScratchX is a secret organization that plans to destroy Scratch[1], and all trademarks of it, including the Scratch Cat, and most importantly, the Scratch Team.

The current plan to destroy Scratch is to simply X everything out.

Why Are They Doing This?

ScratchX hates how the Scratch Team wants to take over the world by gaining energy units. By destroying Scratch, the theory is that the Scratch Team will no longer get their energy units. The Scratch Team is not happy about this. They said:

No energy units? What will we do without energy units?

– Scratch Team

The ScratchX group is looking for ways to fight back, and win.[2]

Conspiracy Theories

Several conspiracy theorists have identified entities affiliated with ScratchX.

  • The X-Men
  • X-wing starfighters
  • Tic-Tac-Toe
  • Hugs and kisses
  • XOR operator
  • Apple[3]
  • Cartoon corpses
  • Sonic X
  • Kaj X
  • Windows X[4]
  • Roman Numerals
  • Rock 'n' Roll[5]


ScratchX is currently supported by 600,000 Scratchers who are not banned.


  1. You better watch out!
  2. This might get heated...
  3. OS X, iPhone X, Xcode
  4. You forgot the P!
  5. That's not rock 'n' roll!