< Scratch Wiki:April Fools

Rage icon.png This is an April Fools' Day version of ScratchEd. Please don't take it seriously. You can find the original here.
ScratchEd is a school located in Massachusetts Institute of Technology, where everyone from the age of 1 to 18 in the world must go to, even if they don't live near it. Its purpose is to teach people how to live with Scratch and the evil Scratch Team. It was founded by Gobo's ancestor in 7293739 BC.
The map of MIT. ScratchED is on the left. The red squares are classrooms and the silver rectangles are corridors.

Courses

Required

  • Math[1]
  • Science
  • English
  • History
  • Geography
  • Physical Education
  • Respecting and Worshipping the Scratch Team
  • Computer Science [2]
    • Scratch and Coding for n00bs
    • HTML
    • Spamming and spreading viruses

Optional

  • Gaming
  • Drawing furry art[3]
  • Shipping (as in fandom shipping)
  • DeviantArt[4]
  • Cat caring
  • Minecraft Pre-Classic[5]

Notable students

Current students

Past students

The Claw Prom

The Claw Prom is an annual spring prom where every student aged 2 and older must go and dance with their date. Like any other prom, males must wear handsome tuxedoes and females must wear silk beautiful ball gowns that touch the ground. However, unlike any other prom, the Claw Prom only allows people going out dates, not ones who go alone or will go with friends.[7] And the only way you can go to the Claw Prom is by limousine, because the Scratch Team will blow up everyone's cars.

The prom king and queen rules the prom, in a constitutional monarchy way.

Of course there's sloppy kissing and all of those stuff you see in romance films.[8]

References

  1. The most boring subject
  2. The most compulsary subject
  3. Well hi kids! (Inserts link to a very humanoid cat)
  4. AKA CringeArt
  5. Also so old!
  6. http://awkwardsonicphotos.tumblr.com/post/86746600789/salvatriss-salvatriss-extremelydeluded-a
  7. So, look good!
  8. EEEEEEEWWWWW!