|This is an April Fools' Day version of ScratchEd. Please don't take it seriously. You can find the original here.|
- Physical Education
- Respecting and Worshipping the Scratch Team
- Computer Science 
- Scratch and Coding for n00bs
- Spamming and spreading viruses
- Drawing furry art
- Shipping (as in fandom shipping)
- Cat caring
- Minecraft Pre-Classic
- All of Scratch Team
- Some of Community Moderators
- Scratch Mentors
- The girl who went with her Shadow plush to the Claw Prom
- Everyone in the world
The Claw Prom
The Claw Prom is an annual spring prom where every student aged 2 and older must go and dance with their date. Like any other prom, males must wear handsome tuxedoes and females must wear silk beautiful ball gowns that touch the ground. However, unlike any other prom, the Claw Prom only allows people going out dates, not ones who go alone or will go with friends. And the only way you can go to the Claw Prom is by limousine, because the Scratch Team will blow up everyone's cars.
The prom king and queen rules the prom, in a constitutional monarchy way.
Of course there's sloppy kissing and all of those stuff you see in romance films.
- The most boring subject
- The most compulsary subject
- Well hi kids! (Inserts link to a very humanoid cat)
- AKA CringeArt
- Also so old!
- So, look good!