< Scratch Wiki:April Fools

Rage icon.png This is an April Fools' Day version of Raycaster. Please don't take it seriously. You can find the original here.
Raycaster?

– You, seconds ago

The Raycaster was a laser owned by Paddle2see. The Scratch Team stole it from George Washington in 3293 BC.[1] It was gifted to Paddle2see (a cat), the newly instated dictator of Scratch. Some time ago, a group from ScratchX stole the laser, and used it to distract the Scratch Team (which consists almost entirely of cats) while they messed with the servers. However, the laser unexpectedly ran out of battery, so all members of the group were caught. All of them, including the laser, were hit with Paddle2See's personal ban-paddle, with the laser being hit a record-breaking 47 times, and sent to the Dungeon of Banned Users [this info might be a giant lie and confuse you and everybody else in the multiverse]

BAD LASER!

– Paddle2See, whilst hitting the laser

Big Fat Lies References

  1. Xkcd AntiGlass.png