< Scratch Wiki:April Fools

Rage icon.png This is an April Fools' Day version of Project Tags. Please don't take it seriously. You can find the original here.
A tag is something that is on a Scratcher's new clothes, they often will stick it on a project as if it were a wastebin. There are Adidas tags, Nike tags, New Balance tags, whatever kind anyone pleases to make.

Advantages

  1. There are so many new clothes that they have that new-clothes smell. The whole website has picked up the scent.
  2. Brand tags are advertising, advertising is spam. Hurray for free squishy
  3. Stuff
  4. Posing
  5. As
  6. Meat!
  7. Nobody likes a website without new shoes!!!

Disadvantages

  1. People are constantly crumpling up others' tags and throwing them;violence is against the sjkdnfisesiencisesle, roughly translated, meaning "community guidelines".
  2. It's not okay to say that anything besides Scratch exists, they'd go out of business.
  3. There's a guy standing behind you.

Everybody loves tags!