< Scratch Wiki:April Fools

Rage icon.png This is an April Fools' Day version of Mouse-pointer. Please don't take it seriously. You can find the original here.


Thumbsdown.png This page is in question to whether it is useful or not. This usually means that people hate it but don't want to say that outright. You can discuss whether you want it deleted or not on its talk page, although probably nobody will. Really, you should avoid taking an opinion on this page because it makes you look biased. Why am I putting this here again?
You are useless. Get a life.

– Everyone mentioned here



B-U-N, S-E-N,
Bunsen is a beast mouse!

Not a bear and not a yeti
Many two hands(?) to eat spaghetti cheese

Bunsen: Hole in head that shoots confetti![this info might be a giant lie and confuse you and everybody else in the universe]

Bunsen is a beast mouse!
Mikey is his human buddy[1]
Mikey: I can (NOT!) stretch him just like putty

Bunsen: Friendship that is super nutty![2]

Bunsen is a beast![3]

This mean girl[4] is named Amanda
She spreads angry propaganda
Wants him gone and she'll demand a...[5]
Squadron of police exterminators!

Amanda: To make him leave 'cause I don't want
His kind to be increased!

Mikey: But I don't care, it's super cool that...

Bunsen, Bunsen, Bunsen,
Bunsen is a beast mouse!

– A Guy who was last found on the Moon.
We now ponder whether he was the Creator of Scratch or someone else.

References

  1. WEIRDO ALERT! WEIRDO ALERT! CALL THE POLICE! THE MILITARY! INTERPOL!
  2. HOW AM I EVEN SPEAKING?!
  3. HOW DID THIS SLIDE THROUGH?! THAT'S IT. YOU ARE FIRED!
  4. WHAT MEAN GIRL?! I DON'T EVEN SEE HER!
  5. Hey! That rhymes! WHO CARES?!