|This is an April Fools' Day version of List of Account Ranks. Please don't take it seriously. You can find the original here.|
The list of account ranks is as follows:
- Scratch Team—An evil fluffeh kitteh who is a Scratch Team member and works at MIT gathering Energy Units. They are evil.
- Forum Moderator—Someone who helps collecting energy units, but does not work in the Scratch Team
- New Scratcher—A new person under a spell.
- Scratcher—A normal person on Scratch. A lot of them try to stop the ST's energy unit collection Note: Some really famous Scratchers are unaware of them and give excessive amounts to the ST.
- Community Moderator (dropped out) — Someone who helps the Scratch Team
- Retired Community Moderator (dropped out) — Do I need to explain?