< Scratch Wiki:April Fools

Rage icon.png This is an April Fools' Day version of Lag. Please don't take it seriously. You can find the original here.
Lag is when your stuff runs slowly (even yourself). Because there is no easy way to escape, here is 999 4 ways.
Note Warning: Continue if you are a Shamshung fanboy/fangirl or if you love Gobo

Introduction

Firstly, there is no introduction. Just read on right now. It will be awesome and you will have fun with a lag-free computer.


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I love Shamshung!








D'oh...



Enjoy!

Options

Option 1

Admit macOS, iOS, and the A chip series are better than stupid Windows and Android[1] and pay $1 trillion to Apple. Then your lag should be gone forever. [2]

Option 2

"Maybe I'll just... rip out the hard drive"

Let Scratch Team scratch[3] your Intel processors and then try again. Now it should not crazy lag like what your Intel processor did.

Option 3

Spend $0 for Intel processors and $999 trillion to AMD processors[4]. Install them all. Your computer is now at sanic speed

Option 4

Buy and connect a Nanoboard from Intel AMD and plug it in. It should continue to not lag.

Results

If you install more Intel processors, then AMD will try to hunt down you. At least AMD is better than Intel and your lag should be gone.[5]

Problems

Many people had tons of issues using AMD processors because there was too many Intel fanboys/fangirls. In order to fix this, every Christmas[6], they would make a World War battle of processors, with the Intel leader being Gobo and the leader of AMD Nano. Thankfully, AMD wins and stops the lag for the next zeptosecond. Oh, and the presents? NanoBoards! And that is all thanks to Nano "who is now crazy-go-nuts!".

See Also

References

  1. Yup, Apple uses their own processors! And Android is SOOOOOOOOO vulnerable to viruses!
  2. THIS PROJECT IS DEAD IT'S TRUE!INTEL CAN DO MUCH BETTER THAN THAT STUPID AMD AMD CAN DO MUCH BETTER THAN THAT STUPID INTEL! Gobo found this project and thankfully revised it! got REKT INTENZLY
  3. Yes, scratch your Intel processor if you have one. If you don't want to, rip out the hard drive.
  4. AMD is still more legit!
  5. WAIT, WHAT ARE WE TALKING ABOUT RIGHT NOW?!
  6. Yes, Santa is not real. AMD is!