|This is an April Fools' Day version of LEGO MINDSTORMS EV3 Extension. Please don't take it seriously. You can find the original here.|
EV3 is a spy camera made by the Scratch Team out of cheap plastic bricks. It is put into every human in the world when they are born. It is used so the Scratch Team can find out when someone is not using Scratch non-stop for 24 hours a day, so they can be hit with the banhammer almost immediately after they turn away from their computer, or press the search button on Google.
When the spy camera detects someone who is not on Scratch, an alarm sound from the Scratch Team's favourite anime gets triggered and a team of highly poisonous, laser-armed, light-speed snakes surround the house waiting for the Scratch Team to arrive at their house.
EV1 and EV2
They were older versions of EV3, but they were supa terrible.