< Scratch Wiki:April Fools

Rage icon.png This is an April Fools' Day version of Is Scratch free?. Please don't take it seriously. You can find the original here.
No. It is extremely expensive, around $∞ to be exact.[1]

The Scratch Mentors asked the Scratch Team this question. They said:
"NO WAY! WHY WOULD WE DO THAT? No money, no energy units! What would we do without the energy units????

This is why we charge $∞ for Scratch"
They also asked them if Scratch CAT was free. They said:

NO CUZ WE DON'T WANNA LET HIM FREE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Even though you can clearly see that Scratch is in every project. Maybe Scratch is his prison, being forced to be squashed into uncomfortable positions to become sprites? TrappedScratchCatAF.PNG

The Forums

The Scratch Forums are a different story. They cost at least $0.99 (USD) per post on select first-day-of-month-days in April.

References

  1. Wow, they must really want AirPods.