|This is an April Fools' Day version of How to Embed a Project. Please don't take it seriously. You can find the original here.|
Embedding is putting projects to bed. This is a great way to conserve energy units which projects generate all the time. Here's how to do the greatest trick ever!
- Buy a bed from your local store. Projects LOVE Elmo beds! Even Dora beds!
- Pick up your project.
- Tuck it in bed.
Since beds require millions of energy units to make and embedding can reduce energy unit production, this method can still wipe down energy units. To prevent this, the Scratch Cat requires every person to only buy 0.1 BEDS PER YEAR. Breaking this rule will result in either a fine of 3 billion energy units or getting all you computers infected with the PCToaster virus).
Also, projects do not like to sleep easily, unless they have billions of teddy bears surrounding them.