< Scratch Wiki:April Fools

Rage icon.png This is an April Fools' Day version of How many people use Scratch?. Please don't take it seriously. You can find the original here.
90% of people (as well as animals and inanimate objects) use Scratch, including incumbent president Theodore Roosevelt. 75% of those who don't are banned. 0
I just can't stop! I'm not allowed to! I just can stop! I'm allowed to!

– George Washington, 2978 BC

Edit: George Washington was arrested by the Scratch Police (which is an illegal organisation anyway) and got banned for spreading anti-Scratch propaganda, encouraging people to not go on Scratch, and spreading false information. He is permanently in a huge and cramped dungeon hidden under Scratch's headquarters.

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