|This is an April Fools' Day version of How many people use Scratch?. Please don't take it seriously. You can find the original here.|
– George Washington, 2978 BC
Edit: George Washington was arrested by the Scratch Police (which is an illegal organisation anyway) and got banned for spreading anti-Scratch propaganda, encouraging people to not go on Scratch, and spreading false information. He is permanently in a huge and cramped dungeon hidden under Scratch's headquarters.