< Scratch Wiki:April Fools

Rage icon.png This is an April Fools' Day version of How can I be a Scratch Team member?. Please don't take it seriously. You can find the original here.
It is quite easy (and hard) to become a Scratch Team member. First, become a cat. Second, simply comment on their profile, asking "Can I pleaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaase be on the Scratch Team! I wanna!!!!!!! Pleaaaaase????". At the end of the day, you'll have to survive a bunch of 2-year-olds swarming across the room with USBs and computer mice in their mouths. Yes, they shoot as fast as how long it takes for Sans to do an attack. Then you're in the Scratch Team. Congratulations!