< Scratch Wiki:April Fools

Rage icon.png This is an April Fools' Day version of Hidden Features (2.0). Please don't take it seriously. You can find the original here.

You can only view this page if you pay every Scratcher $100,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 by the end of today.[1]Its way cheaper than using Scratch, though, you many users just buy this and cry read about Scratch.[2]

First, click the button below. Then, type, "To be payed by the end of July 20, 2021. ~~~~" At the end of today, if you pay, you will have access to the secret page that no one gets to see! Otherwise, you have to pay over 9000% interest per nanosecond to the Scratch Cat and he will delete your computer files![3]


Big Fat Lies References

  1. Is Scratch free?
  2. Me, Myself, and I agree
  3. Do it now or your computer will be going to not RIP ?-2021
  4. Currently only pays Kaj