|This is an April Fools' Day version of Hidden Features (2.0). Please don't take it seriously. You can find the original here.|
First, click the button below. Then, type, "To be payed by the end of September 26, 2020. ~~~~" At the end of today, if you pay, you will have access to the secret page that no one gets to see! Otherwise, you have to pay over 9000% interest per nanosecond to the Scratch Cat and he will delete your computer files!