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Gameplay Mechanics are the people you visit when your game crashes. Many people come to them because their game keeps crashing like spam and are irrational by them.

Common causes of game crashing

  • Kissing
  • Red and blue shells
  • A demon that looks like Kaj
  • Sonic/FNAF/Pokemon/Super Smash Bros/whatever fandom
  • Rage quitting
  • Listening to this song whilst programming a project

Common ways to fix games

  • 100 golden rings[1]
  • Memes
    • For example, a kid that can turn into a squid.
    • And also something a silver hedgehog from the future says, while throwing a blue hedgehog around.
    • Educational cardboard
  • Do the Mario song
  • Good fanart[2]
  • Putting antiviruses in your projects

References

  1. https://scratch.mit.edu/discuss/youtube/Fietvo1ZfN8
  2. http://images4.fanpop.com/image/photos/15200000/Happy-Birthday-Sonic-sonic-forever-15220080-1920-1080.jpg