< Scratch Wiki:April Fools

Rage icon.png This is an April Fools' Day version of Frequently Rejected Suggestions. Please don't take it seriously. You can find the original here.

This is a list of frequently rejected suggestions that the Scratch Team has rejected.

Category 1: The Scratch Team and its Mascots

Replace Scratch Cat With Scratch Dog

This has been suggested and rejected numerous times because it offended the Scratch Team that it would be a dog instead of their species.

We have discussed this matter, and we think that it's a true offense, since we are cats. Plus, dogs would cost more energy units

– Paddle2see, Dictator of Scratch

Make Gobo a Hobo

Gobo doesn't want to be a hobo, although that suprisingly rhymes with his name. Also, he would be left out while all his friends are rich.[1]

Hire a Bear to be Part of the Scratch Team

I hate to break it to you, but bears most likely will kill us all, especially when us cats have honey in our bellies.

– Za-Chary, co-leader's assistant of Scratch. They will also scratch the Scratch servers and it will go nope.

Category 2: Community

Have giant flames banned for flame wars

This would be mean, since giant flames could also set the surrounding areas on fire, so the Scratch Team needs everyone to use huge weapons for flame wars rather than tiny flames.[2]

Extinguish the Sound Headphones Species

Unfourtunately, the Scratch Team enjoy loud music so this is rejected.[3]


OK buddy now this next part is iin a secret underground railroad so ask someone for the path.

References

  1. Blub Blub Blub! Translated: I want to stay rich!
  2. removed by Paddle2See, stop spreading info or we will all submit to the humans!
  3. We love LOUD MUSIC!

    – KAJTHEMODERATOR

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