|This is an April Fools' Day version of Evil Kumquat. Please don't take it seriously. You can find the original here.|
|“||Take those things down! You're gonna attract bugs, and aliens, and kumquats, and list jokes!||”|
– Sticks the Badger when she sees New Year decorations
|Note:||This page is about evil kumquats. You can learn about nice kumquats if you are feeling happy today, or squats if you are feeling strong today.|
Evil Kumquats are evil monsters that eat many random stuff, including forum signatures, scripts in projects, and websites on the Internet. They also make spambots and viruses to ruin Scratch so it is weak enough to be eaten.
Their main goal currenly is to eat Scratch, then Earth. Then they will partner with the Milky Way's local center black hole and eat all the matter in the multiverse. This is quite terrifying. Due to this, trillions of them have destroyed in many different ways by the Scratch Team. Some kumquats have been contained, like dementors. If you've seen Template:Delete, you'll know what I'm talking about.
- She actually said it in the Sonic Boom episode, "New Year's Retribution". I'm not kidding.
- See Harry Potter book 3.