< Scratch Wiki:April Fools

Rage icon.png This is an April Fools' Day version of Curator (front page). Please don't take it seriously. You can find the original here.
Curators are people who choose projects they hate to be on the Front Page. A new curator is chosen every 100 weeks.

How to Become a Curator

In order to become a curator, you must have at least 9000 energy units.

How many curators are there?

There are over a septillion curators since 839433738293794783 BC, including 1,222,444,987,555,837,000 cats, 1,005,005 aliens, and 1 lumberjack. There is also a rumor that Mr. Taco, the leader of the taco army, was a curator once. Apparently his shift ended early though, because he kept eating other tacos and eggplants. Gobo also got their once because he made Evil Inc. out of business.