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How to Become a Curator
In order to become a curator, you must have at least 9000 energy units.
How many curators are there?
There are over a septillion curators since 839433738293794783 BC, including 1,222,444,987,555,837,000 cats, 1,005,005 aliens, and 1 lumberjack. There is also a rumor that Mr. Taco, the leader of the taco army, was a curator once. Apparently his shift ended early though, because he kept eating other tacos and eggplants. Gobo also got their once because he made Evil Inc. out of business.