< Scratch Wiki:April Fools

Rage icon.png This is an April Fools' Day version of Community Guidelines. Please don't take it seriously. You can find the original here.
The Community Guidelines are the Scratch rules.
  • Be disrespectful.
  • Be unconstructive.
  • Hog.
  • Keep none of your information private.
  • Be dishonest.
  • Help keep the site unfriendly.
  • Religion is like something I shouldn't mention. Don't brag about it. Remember other people exist too.

People who break the guidelines will be grounded for a year, unless they brag about their religion boy/girlfriend. Those who do that will be teleported to Malawi.