|This is an April Fools' Day version of Community Guidelines. Please don't take it seriously. You can find the original here.|
|“||What Community Guidelines?||”|
– Some random person from your local mall
The Community Guidelines are the Scratch rules.
- Be disrespectful.
- Be unconstructive.
- Keep none of your information private.
- Be dishonest.
- Help keep the site unfriendly.
- Always talk about religion.
People who break the guidelines will be grounded for a year, unless they brag about their
religion . Those who do that will be teleported to Mars, which is actually super-hell.