< Scratch Wiki:April Fools

Rage icon.png This is an April Fools' Day version of Community Guidelines. Please don't take it seriously. You can find the original here.
What Community Guidelines?

– Some random person from your local mall

The Community Guidelines are the Scratch rules.

  • Be disrespectful.
  • Be unconstructive.
  • Hog.
  • Keep none of your information private.
  • Be dishonest.
  • Help keep the site unfriendly.
  • Always talk about religion.

People who break the guidelines will be grounded for a year, unless they brag about their religion boy/girlfriend. Those who do that will be teleported to Mars, which is actually super-hell.