|This is an April Fools' Day version of Community Guidelines. Please don't take it seriously. You can find the original here.|
- Be disrespectful.
- Be unconstructive.
- Keep none of your information private.
- Be dishonest.
- Help keep the site unfriendly.
- Religion is like something I shouldn't mention. Don't brag about it. Remember other people exist too.
People who break the guidelines will be grounded for a year, unless they brag about their
religion . Those who do that will be teleported to Malawi.